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“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.” (Princess Bride)
Their problem is that they sleep so close to the road….They could get run over that way….what are they thinking? Same with racoons, dozing right there by the traffic….Hey, why’d the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done…Why’d the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot….
The road was too long to go around? And why can’t we live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without it’s motives being questioned? Sorry to get political…..
Bilan almost 11 years ago
I feel sorry for the priest, having to give last rites again and again and again…
bopard almost 11 years ago
Reports of my….-Grocho
?Who is paying for these obits?
Fuddy Duddy almost 11 years ago
Can you imagine a meeting of the Possum People’s Senate?-All in favor, say aye. Opossumed – er – opposed? Is anyone out there alive?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
“Zandox … June 14, 1998 to May 24th 2014 or possibly later.
Memorial services or party … depending….
2pm, Tuesday, May 27th…Moorehaven Cemetery and Ballroom"
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Nordot’s still not dead. He put on Zangor’s jacket. Zangor may really be dead. Or drunk as a skunk, in which case he just smells like he’s dead.
Darryl Heine almost 11 years ago
No Pogo Possum?
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
What happens if a possum becomes a vampire? Does he play undead?
NoCents almost 11 years ago
“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.” (Princess Bride)
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GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 11 years ago
On the Sirius, it’s hard to tell the possums from the tribles . . . of course it’s hard to tell possums anything, anyway . . . ☻
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Their problem is that they sleep so close to the road….They could get run over that way….what are they thinking? Same with racoons, dozing right there by the traffic….Hey, why’d the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done…Why’d the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot….
Varnes almost 11 years ago
The road was too long to go around? And why can’t we live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without it’s motives being questioned? Sorry to get political…..
hablano almost 11 years ago
He’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords.
s.gottlieb almost 11 years ago
Q: What do possums have in common with superheroes?
stamps almost 11 years ago
The opossums are the Irish branch.
RazorD9 almost 11 years ago
Seems like most of them were only playing.
westny77 almost 11 years ago
I don’t get it where is the joke?
Bittermelon of Truth almost 11 years ago
He’s not dead, he’s only sleeping!