Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 31, 2016

He just has to look under the rock to find the spare key

Find a cosmic coat hangar … the galactic slim jim .. wait what stardate is it?

Brewster’s brain is single-celled.

Hello OnStar?

He has a flatulence engine. Does that count?.(And just his luck to be trapped on an unpopulated planet with an asexual entity.)

Call Triple-A, but be standing by your vehicle with your membership card handy.

Rockit’s Rocket Unlock-it is not in his pocket… ƒʘ©ǩ¡†!

RU Sirius: Brewster, find the largest rock and roll it to the space ship. Let us know when you have the rock loaded onto the ship.Brewster: OK, Sirius, the rock is on the ship.Sirius: Copy that, Brewster, rock on.

“Invasion of the Fake Body Snatchers”…. yeah, that’s right…. they used pseudopods….

I would define Brewster more as limited.

In other word, “Creationism”? Nah, don’t buy it.

Human apes are not the pinnacle of evolution. There is no pinnacle.

When BR said “simple,” he had no clue this little guy could communicate – and do so better than BR himself. But then BR never has a clue.

Political correctness to the extreme…

Funny, I thought all males had a flagellar motor….