Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 29, 2017

The one that pokes the biggest holes !

if you’re going to make toast out of him, use the butter knife.

Looks like the main fight to me; therefore, the dinner fork seems appropriate.

Just stick a fork in him, and he’s done.

A military fork would be best.

Just don’t spoon him.

The one with the most points.

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Anyone got a can opener?

If he was Colonel Mustard, he could use the candlestick in the dining room!

Maybe he can grab the mind-control device from Volzon, whom we see in Panel 2. (Yeah, I know it’s the wrong strip, but hey…)

The salad fork is for when you’re defending against vegetables, maybe a banana.

How about that knife next to your head instead?

just don’t use a spork.

What no fighting fork! That must not be a formal dinner.

“I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he use four tines or only three?’ Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a stainless steel dinner fork, the most powerful utensil in the world and would make a really nasty puncture, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”

Try the spork.

For fork fencing, you should use the salad fork.

When using both a knife and fork, you should wield a dinner fork in your left hand and the knife in your right. Try to avoid switching hands with the fork, which is the American style, and keep the fork in your left hand European style in a formal dinner party.

Nobody think that the cocktail fork is appropriate here?

The villain-forking fork.