“I’ll send an SOS to the galaxy. I’ll send an SOS to the galaxy. I’ll send an SOS to the galaxy. I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my Smartphone in a bottle.”
Well, considering there’s no reception up there for a standard cell phone, this is probably the best way. How long will that battery last? Perhaps it will burst into flame so someone will notice it.
Argythree over 7 years ago
How did he ever live this long?
Radish... over 7 years ago
Smart phone, dumb guy.
Bilan over 7 years ago
The smartphone also modified the note to “HELP! THE IDIOT IS STRANDED …”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago
The phone will be better off without him.
ACK! Premium Member over 7 years ago
S’pose he could just be trying to throw it to where it’d get a signal.
Gent over 7 years ago
Now we know who left that note in a bottle for Mandrake…
therese_callahan2002 over 7 years ago
“I’ll send an SOS to the galaxy. I’ll send an SOS to the galaxy. I’ll send an SOS to the galaxy. I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my Smartphone in a bottle.”
Ermine Notyours over 7 years ago
Well, considering there’s no reception up there for a standard cell phone, this is probably the best way. How long will that battery last? Perhaps it will burst into flame so someone will notice it.
MikeM_inMD over 7 years ago
If the asteroid is truly spherical, then it has too much gravity for the bottle to go anywhere.
gantech over 7 years ago
I used to wonder how someone that lunk-headed ever came to be in a position of command. Then came Inauguration 2017, and it all made sense.
Bob. over 7 years ago
It took you eight years to figure that out?
ElGato over 7 years ago
Yep! Trump to the rescue.
rekam Premium Member over 7 years ago
I still want to know how Brewster became Captain of the RUSIRIUS. I know how Trump screwed enough minds into voting for him. God help us all!
Tigressy over 7 years ago
I wonder if he hit “send” at least…