Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 23, 2018

And, following the instructions as written, Brewster tipped the jar over.

The least they could do is straighten the table out.

A pillow wouldn’t be a bad idea either.

If only he had known that 12 abductions ago.

“Here we are, probing an empty head!”

“You’re gonna stick WHAT, WHERE???”

Gratuity violence instead of gratuitous violence.

It seems like these abductions have reached a tipping point.

Oh my. This may take a while.

OK, kinda funny. What happened to the donut people? Bring them back!

You would think the tip jar would be full of the ends of people’s fingers.

And after the abduction, if would complete a short survey to tell how we are doing and what we can do to improve future abductions.

I am sooooo not going there.

They need a suggestion box for people that you think would benefit from a good probing.

Welcome to “Serve Man”, and I’ll be your server tonight…