(Repeating a joke I used on Breaking Cat News comic the other day—)
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”The doctor calmly replies, “Go sit in the waiting room, please, I’ll be dealing with you later.”
“The doctor say he’s coming but you gotta pay in cash.” “all major credit cards accepted” “You can take out a loan, to pay your affordable health care insurance” “Apply online!” “Bankruptcy attorneys standing by, to assist you.” “Now! The doctor you gotta pay in cash.”
It might save money on medical bills, but they should factor in the cost of training and transporting replacements and the cost of mistakes newbies will tend to make.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Brewster, you better question for the funeral plans.
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
“T-rex need dental coverage before me can help with that.”
kaffekup about 5 years ago
Which one’s the doctor, and which one’s the patient? (Not the receptionist.)
fullmoondeb Premium Member about 5 years ago
(Repeating a joke I used on Breaking Cat News comic the other day—)
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”The doctor calmly replies, “Go sit in the waiting room, please, I’ll be dealing with you later.”
Lyons Group, Inc. about 5 years ago
Caveman: “Doctor no longer with other patient now. You may go in.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Such a primitive doctor. We all can see it’s a spleen related injury.
YippiKiAyMofo about 5 years ago
Doctor: Me see problem: you have Thag stuck in teeth.
Thag: (muffled) Him not patient!
blakerl about 5 years ago
“The doctor say he’s coming but you gotta pay in cash.” “all major credit cards accepted” “You can take out a loan, to pay your affordable health care insurance” “Apply online!” “Bankruptcy attorneys standing by, to assist you.” “Now! The doctor you gotta pay in cash.”
Radish... about 5 years ago
Brewster must have rocks in his head, or soon on his head.
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
That kid’ll need a new spleen for sure.
ChessPirate about 5 years ago
“Doc, suddenly light go out, smell bad, pain in whole body.”
“One thing at time. Bad case Caveman Foot…”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 5 years ago
False economy.
It might save money on medical bills, but they should factor in the cost of training and transporting replacements and the cost of mistakes newbies will tend to make.
R.U. Kidding about 5 years ago
“Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do this!”
“Don’t do that.”
Kali about 5 years ago
So, the RU Serious has a group HMO plan, huh? HMO stands for Hardly [any] Medical Offered.