Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 05, 2020

Buses, fire engines, dump trucks and cement mixers in the rearview. You’re going downhill and they have no brakes.

Only 14 and a half million merits to go!

You both need to be placed in the Fitness Protection Plan.

This isn’t a complaint or criticism, only an observation…

I know that the Americans use the preposition “ON” the weekend, instead of “AT” the weekend but do they also use “IN” the back instead of “AT” the back?

Front, back, doesn’t matter. They’ll probably be too busy dicking around with their damn devices to pay attention to where they’re going anyway.

Brewster has a video of John the Turtle (Tortoise?) from “B.C.”? (See today’s strip.)

I find it more motivational if I have it in front with a video of a donut shop delivery truck driving away from me…

I like DCBaker’s suggestion from yesterday, screen up front with some hot babes ahead of me and I have to peddle to keep up. No that’s motivation. Course if I ever caught ‘em they’d probably just tell me to get lost dweeb.

I’ve been doing it all wrong!!!!

Same old thing….

See today’s B.C. ….