Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 02, 2010

Ahem! Pretty good set of lungs for a 1500-year-old former smoker!

last time I got on the scale the little card came out saying, “One at a time please.”

Gaylord, you’ve been a fool again…

Gaylord! You better take that back to the store and get your money back before she breaks it.

@Llewellenbruce the sound pressure probably already did the job! Look, it knocked off his glasses at fifty yards!

Well, Broomie avoided the Christmas rush in a rather vocal manner.

poor Broomie……….how embarrassing….

I thought of buying a comical scale. Then thought again.

Garfield found a place to sell Jon’s old scale!

“Step out of the truck and I’ll tell you your weight.”

“You weigh 120 pounds…on the Moon.”

(in other words, multiply by six)

Mine would not. It only takes 350 pounds.

“Hey! One at a time! One at a time!”

“Are we on Jupiter?”