Ahem! Pretty good set of lungs for a 1500-year-old former smoker!
last time I got on the scale the little card came out saying, “One at a time please.”
Gaylord, you’ve been a fool again…
Gaylord! You better take that back to the store and get your money back before she breaks it.
@Llewellenbruce the sound pressure probably already did the job! Look, it knocked off his glasses at fifty yards!
Well, Broomie avoided the Christmas rush in a rather vocal manner.
poor Broomie……….how embarrassing….
I thought of buying a comical scale. Then thought again.
Garfield found a place to sell Jon’s old scale!
“Step out of the truck and I’ll tell you your weight.”
“You weigh 120 pounds…on the Moon.”
(in other words, multiply by six)
Mine would not. It only takes 350 pounds.
“Hey! One at a time! One at a time!”
“Are we on Jupiter?”
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Ahem! Pretty good set of lungs for a 1500-year-old former smoker!
Yukoner almost 15 years ago
last time I got on the scale the little card came out saying, “One at a time please.”
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Gaylord, you’ve been a fool again…
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Gaylord! You better take that back to the store and get your money back before she breaks it.
UncaAlby almost 15 years ago
@Llewellenbruce the sound pressure probably already did the job! Look, it knocked off his glasses at fifty yards!
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Well, Broomie avoided the Christmas rush in a rather vocal manner.
MontanaLady almost 15 years ago
poor Broomie……….how embarrassing….
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
I thought of buying a comical scale. Then thought again.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Garfield found a place to sell Jon’s old scale!
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
“Step out of the truck and I’ll tell you your weight.”
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
“You weigh 120 pounds…on the Moon.”
(in other words, multiply by six)
ankerdorthe almost 15 years ago
Mine would not. It only takes 350 pounds.
UncaAlby almost 15 years ago
“Hey! One at a time! One at a time!”
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“Are we on Jupiter?”