Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 25, 2011

It appeared more like roasting, Broomie.

You cannibals will get food poisoning if you eat her.

Which one of you was to bring the BBQ sauce?

Broomie has a big “stake” in this outcome

She’s a witch and I didn’t do the nose or the hat. (ref. MP and the HG)

Looks more like a BBQ, Broomie.

Er, where did the cannibal get the match?

The big guy is wearing Broomie’s shoes.

Broomie, just remind ‘em that you are what you eat. That should do it.

They’re going to need a lot of ketchup.

I thought Islanders wore ice skates.

That nose alone would make a good meal for one!

No ketsup for me, Coyoty. A1 peppercorn sauce. Mmmmm.

You want to hide the taste, not enhance it.

Somebody better double check the freshness date on her. She’s WAY to old and rotten to eat.