Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 13, 2011

Wish I knew one that good!

Now how are you going to keep the mosquitosout Broomie?

Three at one blow! —Or is that “by one blowhard”?

Broomie was just getting to the good part about her long lost stepaunt!

Nothing better than a personal experience story of a ghostly encounter told in first person with real authentic sound effects.

It’s best to tell those ghost stories outside the box – or in this case, the tent.

No flashlight? “And then she realized it was inthe same tent.”

And the ghost said, “I’m from the GOVERNMENT!!”

…or one heck of a fart.

Normally a ghost story makes you want to hide in your sleeping bag. I guess the ghost in the story was in the sleeping bag!

The scariest story that Broomie can tell: “Once upon a time, I worked as a stripper.”

When I Had a Scout Troop in camp many moons ago, i told them H P Lovecraft’s “The Rats in The Walls” from memory.

None of them slept that night.

I’m with cdedward on this one. I though Broomie had farted until I read the caption. If she did, that’s surely the look she would have on her face.

Thanks a lot, SherlockWatson. I just instantly threw up.