Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 13, 2016

The first code of the sea! – NEPTUNE

Ocean OSHA!

Didn’t know she could even drive! Thought all she could handle was her broomstick!

I used to work in the City Planning Department, I like that. How far is the drop?

Same bureaucratic lunacy that requires the rocket engines of nuclear tipped ICBM to burn ‘environmentally friendly’ fuel.

’56 Plymouth convertible.

I think I might have said “brings it up to snuff.”

Aye car dealer,and complete with a YOUNG HANDSOME Chauffeur to drive me around. THAT’S the ONLY extra the car needs.

Ok, now I’m hungry for Taco Bell…

Best install a deck ramp, as well. ADA, and all.

The biggest problem with American cars is that they put too much engineering and marketing effort into CUP HOLDERS!

What does that say about US?

There is a reason for that. If the governor steps in and halts the execution (after the IV is started but before the actual lethal drugs are administered, you wouldn’t want an infection to occur.

God forbid… He falls off early.

Plank is slippery when wet.

Stop!! We need him to disinfect the poop deck.

That is definitely not a spy car.

I think that code also requires a safety net be installed below the “work area”. Wouldn’t want someone hurt if they should fall.

As Captain Jack Sparrow would always say…“Keep to the code”!

My dad said cupholders are the greatest invention cars ever got

now what else would Broomie want

seriously………

Signs OSHA has gone to far and now has too much power!!

My 2013 Ford went 100,000 miles without needing a single repair, just scheduled service. I bought another one and it’s up to 72,000 and has not needed repair. Your opinion of American cars is about 20 years old. You shouldn’t hate America so much.

Yeah, that wouldn’t be a bad car if it were stripped of those literal bells and whistles.

But what about the beloved ’56 Plymouth? Has it finally died dead fish dead?

I have often wondered how the salesmen would react if I said I wanted a Bushman XL but without all the electronics.Give me a stereo FM radio and I’m happy. Some sharp corners and fins would be nice too. ;)

That is so that IF the call from the Governor to stay the execution comes in AFTER the needle is implanted but BEFORE the actual injection takes place the subject would not be unduly exposed to a potential infection.

Fifteen cents per wipe for the prevention versus an average infection treatment cost of over $150.00, so it actually makes sense.

Strange, twisted sense, but sense.

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