Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 27, 2021

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    Susan00100  almost 4 years ago

    If she’s that dumb, Officer, then why is she driving a car?

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    Susan00100  almost 4 years ago

    Stick to your broom; there are no traffic laws regarding them.

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    A win-win situation?

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 4 years ago

    I bought a used car from a dealership once. Car had passed it’s safety check earlier that day. Drove it off the lot and then noticed that neither the speedometer or the odometer were working. Drove back to the dealership right away because I was afraid I would have to explain that to a police officer and not be believed.

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Broken speedometer? Ticket!

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    WentBrown  almost 4 years ago

    lol

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    shamino  almost 4 years ago

    That argument usually gets a “tell it to the judge” response. You might get the charges dropped (or more likely, reduced to a fine with no points) if it really is broken and you got it fixed and you got the mechanic to sign a statement saying so.

    Maybe.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Sly trooper hoodwinks old witch.

    She finds out and toasts him with her Zapper!

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Tell her she cannot pass any other cars until she gets it fixed, to make sure she doesn’t speed again

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