Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 28, 2021

And after she’s done, the country’s gonna be stumped.

In the middle panel is she sitting on a cactus?

Simple! just give a speech where everyone who listens to it is stumped!!

And in the debates, if her opponent disagrees with her, she can always zap them!

Makes sense…..

Just don’t turn into a “post turtle” Broomie.

https://ikejakson.wordpress.com/2011/01/13/the-post-turtle-story/

Of course, why they’re a tree demographic!

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That stump has more brains than a lot of registered voters.

Only late at night when nobody’s around.

Now I realize why they call campaigning stumping.

How about an elevator pitch? How far can you pitch an elevator?

Is a stump speech for when you’re speaking to a crowd of tree-huggers?

In California there’s millions of guys registered named Red Wood

Broomie needs a first-rate political adviser to help her with all the stuff she doesn’t know about politics—which is pretty much everything….