Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 22, 2022

A worm?!! I prefer a full English breakfast!!

/SHMIRK/

Most of those old sayings are kinda stoopid.

The early bird that got wormed.

You tell her Nerwin…

I’ve always hated that proverb.

If the “early bird” is a chicken, he’s made into soup!!

What does a kid like Nerwin eat? What is Nerwin, anyway?

Maybe if they were Gummy Worms…

Nerwin sleeps in the propeller hat, too!

That’s backwards. The early worm gets caught by the bird. That’s why I stay in bed until noon. :-)

Kid’s no dummy

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Agreed, not much incentive to get up.

Maybe so, but the late bird can order pizza.

“The early bird catches the worm.”

What? Is “the worm” another new disease?

Mighty cheery of you, Auntie Broom, but I’d much rather sleep in than be some bird….

I’m with Nerwin.