Is this to be Henny Youngmans legacy, prickly porcupine jokes?
What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a sheep?……………………………….An animal that can knit it’s own sweater.
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?…………………………………A slow poke>
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss??………………………………………………“Ouch!”
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a tapeworm?……………………………About ten feet of barbed wire.
Is this to be Henny Youngmans legacy, prickly porcupine jokes?
What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a sheep?……………………………….An animal that can knit it’s own sweater.
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?…………………………………A slow poke>
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss??………………………………………………“Ouch!”
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a tapeworm?……………………………About ten feet of barbed wire.