Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 27, 2022

She kinda sticked the landing

Clean up on Forest Trail, Tree 6 – STAT!

She looks like the Halloween decoration, wrapped around the poll like that.

I hope Broomie doesn’t play Quidditch. The bludgers would eat her alive.

What is she gonna do on Halloween??

She did her Halloween trick early this year!

I actually don’t mind falling. It’s the sudden stop at the bottom that kills me.

She might need a refresher course from Hogwarts.

Wouldn’t you know it, she’s a poet.

Who put that tree there?

Can you really call plowing into a tree a “landing”?

Watch out for that… well, you know the rest… ㋡

Sung to the tune of “Spirit in the Sky” by Norman Greenbaum.

Flying through the air with the greatest of OUCH!

If you turn the strip on it’s side, it still looks right.

All pilots know (well… they should know) that take offs are optional but landing are mandatory.

It pays to practice at getting the landings right… or at least right enough to survive 8^)

That is not landing, that’s colliding

WAA (Witches’ Aviation Administration) generally frowns on stunt-brooming as dangerous to both pilot and others. Our Broomie (ouch!) is flirting with license revocation….

also describes my mountain biking ability

Watch out for that tree!