Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 24, 2022

You turned him down Brommie. Because you knew it would never work out.

Perfect? According to who’s standards, Broomie?

She’s a heartbreaker.

Broomie, I thought by your standards any man is perfect as long as he is still breathing!

Regrets,but HEY! Who knew?

GASP! That must’ve been horrible for Broomie.

Poor Broomie, if she didn’t have bad luck, she’d have no luck at all. But I got to say, Another man missed the bullet or getting zapped. Yip yip yip yip yip

Lucky guy……

so…reverse reality, huh?

Good thing Broomie, Frankenstein already has a wife, and I hear that she can be a real monster when jealous.

Was it Santa Clause???

Have some solace in knowing that if he asked you out, he wasn’t so perfect. Now, feel better?

He must’ve been blind.

That’s one lucky guy!!!

Tall, green and, uh, ….

Vell, vell, Ms. Vitch. And vhat do you think zis dream zignifies, ehh? Vhy did you turn der Perfect Mensch down, Umm?