Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 29, 2022

No luck

I hope that she does not find out how that feather got there.

If the bird is wanting something she has, the nose isn’t where to put a feather so they will both be tickled.

Now how do you guys propose to remove that feather from her nose?

Don’t get in the way when she sneezes.

I can’t believe she inhaled the whole thing! ☺️☺️☺️

Whether breather feather slither further whither?

No, you can have it back. Ah, no thanks.

I heard of a feather duster but a feather nose duster – something new…

Broomy should wear a Granny Weatherwax “I Aten’t Dead” sign.

if she sneezed in reaction, that feather would have acted like a knife to anyone or anything in the trajectory…so OUCH!

I think that qualifies as a major oopsie! Once Broomie gets that out of her schnoz, the old buzzard may be missing a few more, singed, tail feathers….

Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

And a BIG ZAP in 3, 2, 1!

Keep it.