Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 25, 2024

Well, THAT sure ain’t Clyde! BTW, Broomie—is your zapper on the fritz??

Throw a giant jar of Honey away from the bear.

I call ‘em idiot movies, where the plot can’t advance if anyone displays an ounce of intelligence. “Let me put on my high heels and grab my broken flashlight before we separate and go out in the woods to find the Headless Ax-man.”

I can bearly watch

Definitely not Clive!

Quick everyone, hide behind the chainsaws!

Oh come on , Broomy! You have powers to zap him into the closest forest!☺️☺️

Actually, when there is a maniac killer on the loose, the teenagers decide to take a long walk in the woods by themselves. Or they go into a deserted house looking for the killer.

Broomie, I told you not to squeeze his Charmin.

friends wouldn’t take me to scary movies, I laughed too much (so dumb)

“If it’s black, attack. If it’s brown, lay down. If it’s white, say goodnight.”

As they say in the commercial, when you’re in a horror film you make poor decision. And to add, the plot depends on it.

In this case, Broomie, I think you need to use your best ZAP.

And why did Amelia Pond do everything she was warned not to that was dangerous?