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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 29, 1985
December 28, 1985
December 30, 1985
Transcript:
calvin: gackgurglepbthffaghphhackhack...etc. mom: very grim, calvin. you're still having oatmeal. quit playing with your oatmeal and eat it, calvin! oatmeal: gagph! i'm free! buugh burk! ick oog... calvin: yaah! death to oatmeal! you'll never escape, vile glop! die! die! mom: calvin! quit...oh no...(to dad): it's your fault we didn't have a sweet little girl! your stupid chromosome!! not mine!! dad: i just live here...
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