Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 29, 1985
Transcript:
calvin: gackgurglepbthffaghphhackhack...etc. mom: very grim, calvin. you're still having oatmeal. quit playing with your oatmeal and eat it, calvin! oatmeal: gagph! i'm free! buugh burk! ick oog... calvin: yaah! death to oatmeal! you'll never escape, vile glop! die! die! mom: calvin! quit...oh no...(to dad): it's your fault we didn't have a sweet little girl! your stupid chromosome!! not mine!! dad: i just live here...
nimana over 15 years ago
hehehe
Justywusty87 over 14 years ago
I like oatmeal
VishnuAshok over 14 years ago
:D:D..gr8 one…
second-ball-attack over 14 years ago
:)
teojoni over 14 years ago
She’s having PMS. Lol
ladyphantomny over 14 years ago
king henry the 8th chopped of anne’s head for not giving him a son & who’s fault was it
ChocPi over 14 years ago
He just “lives” there, so I guess the stork brought Calvin?
C_red over 14 years ago
This is probably why she decided to start buying Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.
masterturtle over 14 years ago
ooo a biology reference. watterson is such a nerd comedian.
davdalx over 14 years ago
she finally cracks
ricpent over 14 years ago
Last panel: The Incredible Shrinking Man. Or : As from the days of ” Rocky and Bullwinkle,” Moron Found Dead on Keyboard!
hobbsfriend over 14 years ago
I HATE OATMEAL! DAD SHE IS RIGHT IT IS YOUR FAULT!!
Mikhial about 14 years ago
this is one of the most hilarious comic strip ever..”chromosome”.. i still laugh when i think of it even after a year passed when i first read this !!
yeahiknow about 14 years ago
STOP YELLING HOBBS YOU EVEN SPELLED IT WRONG!
Anyway, Calvin has issues with talking food.
JeewaneDG about 14 years ago
good one mom… chromosomes!!!
TeaBre almost 14 years ago
the oatmeal really did that!
MelbourneHardstyle almost 14 years ago
Sweet little girl? Obviously she doesn’t remember her teenage years, teenage girls are way worse than anything Calvin could ever do!
bmonk almost 14 years ago
Bet Calvin knows!
bmonk almost 14 years ago
No comic strip is all bad that includes vile glop.
HobbesGirl1989 over 13 years ago
Yaaaa!!! Death to oatmeal!!!! lol! Hahahahaa!!!
comixmaster1000 over 13 years ago
This is probably why she decided to start buying Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
We just read this.
Starfollower777 about 12 years ago
Whenever there’s a troublesome child it’s always the other parent’s fault.
Heckleator almost 12 years ago
her head is turned 180 degrees. hows that possible haha
katzinhatz1 about 11 years ago
women are never sweet. they are worse than us men. i bet calvin’s mom would regret what she said by the time the girl turns 13 and does nothing but whine all day
dONALD42 about 11 years ago
LOL Poor daddy…
VRAssassinCreed almost 10 years ago
The feeling is mutual
tdoug1 about 9 years ago
Don’t kill the messenger!
ttueric about 9 years ago
That lady must be an owl!
light_song39 almost 9 years ago
I did not know mom had the ability to turn her head 360 degrees!
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Ah, his first ‘THE FOOD IS ALIVE!’ scene.
Really over 6 years ago
Maybe a NEW strip: ‘Susie & bun’!
a non-E mouse almost 6 years ago
As long as we are going science, you need both parents’ chromosomes to actually have a child at all.
Talax almost 6 years ago
Her neck must hurt from having her head on backwards in the top frame.
egutterback23 over 5 years ago
Whether Calvin was a girl or a boy, there would still be plenty of aliens, monsters, and evil oatmeal blobs.
Love2laugh over 5 years ago
What the mum says is weird.
Pango Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yeah
vedika.parashar about 4 years ago
Poor dad
chbn✔️ almost 4 years ago
that’s dumb that she’s blaming it on him lol
ryanthefryingpanthefryingpan over 3 years ago
Since when was oatmeal green
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
Calvin, you can kill oatmeal eating it.
Nate Wright (Mischief God) over 3 years ago
Dad can’t do anything about his chromosomes, that’s just too harsh.
Ur Adopted over 2 years ago
i guess im a “sweet little girl” that pulls knifes out on people
Good vibes Dee Dee over 2 years ago
When they were making hi. She probably didn’t care wether it was a boy or girl, she probably was too focused on the act of creating a human being. You know the one I’m talking bout? Good.
Loki91308 over 2 years ago
I hate oatmeal.
N ¡ c o about 2 years ago
My favorite oatmeal is the packets with the little fruit pieces.
wiley207 almost 2 years ago
Given what the Mom says to the Dad, I’m positively sure the Dad was a LOT like Calvin when he was a kid.
CatDefender about 1 year ago
Only Sims can truly confirm the genders of their babies…
afroswordgal 10 months ago
They knew what chromosomes where in the 80s
lesbian4life7997 9 months ago
harsh, calvin’s mom.
andrybak 5 months ago
The neck of the mother on the second panel is broken, isn’t it? I mean, her head is turned almost 180 degress…
Employee of the Month 7 days ago
Well, that’s just uncalled for.