Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 18, 1986
September 17, 1986
September 19, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: I have a hypothetical question. Suppose a kid at school called me a nasty name... ...Should I kick him real hard in teh shins? Hobbes: No, I don't think violence would be justified. Calvin: Here's another hypothetical question. What if I already did?
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That reminds me of the time I was at the bar in a nightclub with a male friend when a hot female acquaintance walked by. She was watching the band and didn’t see me. I stuck my foot out and touched her derriere lightly. She whirled around, saw my friend with his naturally-goofy grin and thought he had goosed her. She let go with a vicious kick to his shin. I still laugh about that.