Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 23, 1988

Transcript:

Calvin: Dad! Dad! Where do yo keep your guns? Get out the magnum! Dad: I don't have any guns. What's the problem? Calvin: Rosalyn's here and she won't go away! Why on earth don't you have any guns?? Dad: Your mom and I are going out. Rosalyn is here to babysit. Mom: Don't you remember? I told you that this morning. You just don't pay attention. That's why you never know what's going on. Calvin: How about a wooden stake and a mallet? Do we have that?!