Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 23, 1988
February 22, 1988
February 24, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: Dad! Dad! Where do yo keep your guns? Get out the magnum! Dad: I don't have any guns. What's the problem? Calvin: Rosalyn's here and she won't go away! Why on earth don't you have any guns?? Dad: Your mom and I are going out. Rosalyn is here to babysit. Mom: Don't you remember? I told you that this morning. You just don't pay attention. That's why you never know what's going on. Calvin: How about a wooden stake and a mallet? Do we have that?!
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yeahiknow over 14 years ago
Get the two barreled scatter gun, here comes Rosalyn!
vijayvijay7 almost 13 years ago
Why not a Minigun?
yow4zip Premium Member over 11 years ago
He’s up the creek without a mallet.
bmonk over 11 years ago
Call Buffy. She’d bring along a wooden stake—but Calvin would probably not get a chance to use it.
eccolibri60 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Just use your transmogrifier on her!
donerito over 6 years ago
I don’t know what mom is wearing, but it’s pretty ugly (even for the 80’s).
Kirby over 2 years ago
Wait is Rosalyn a Vampire or something?