Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 18, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: I don't believe your dumb ol' secret about my parents getting me at a flea market. Hobbes: It's true. Calvin: It is not, and if al your secrets are lies, you can just keep them to yourself. Hobbes: You just don't want to hear how little you went for. Calvin: Oh, hush up. This book also says tigers won't share their territory with other tigers. I can see how other tigers would get on one's nerves. Hobbes: A nickel. That's how much you cost.
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