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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 18, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: I'm not flying! This beanie doesn't make me fly! What's the point of a propeller beanie if you can't even fly when you wear it?! Hobbes: Not "style," certainly. Calvin: What a rip-off! I ate all that cereal, waited weeks and weeks to get the beanie, assemblet it myself, and the dumb thing doesn't even fly! At least it's not a total loss. It came in this great cardboard box. Hobbes: Oh, boy! Now we'll have some fun!
Calvin thought he could fly with a beanie? Yeah, right! Beanies aren’t supposed to make you fly, the propeller’s just for show. And even if it was, he’s too heavy to fly.
Calvin: ARE YOU SAYING I’M FAT?!Hobbes: No, but you could also still have bricks in your pockets.