Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 07, 1989

Transcript:

Calvin: Mild-mannered Calvin is stuck inside doing math problems on a beautiful Sunday. No one is watching! He dashes into his closet! This is a job for... Stupendous Man! Defender of Freedom! Advocate of liberty! A bright crimson streak blast up through the atmosphere. And then turns back toward Earth! Gaining stupendous momentum, Stupendous Man strikes the ground at an acute angle with supendous force! The Earth slowly stops rotating...and begins to turn in the opposite direction! Pushing with all his might Stupendous Man turns the planet all the way around backward! The sun sets in the East and rises in the West! Soon it's 10 A.M. the previous day! Mom: What are you doing outside? Did you finish your homework already? Calvin: It's Saturday! I don't need to do it until tomorrow...thanks to Stupendous Man!