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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 09, 1989
Transcript:
Woman: Darlinggg, I'm home! ...And I brought a suprise! Man: Let's hope it's a divorce! Woman: Darling, I stopped at the hospital on the way home from work. Man: Don't call me darling, ok? Woman: I brought home our new baby. Man: A baby!! I don't want a baby! Woman: What shall we name him? Man: Our baby is a rabbit???? How come we have a rabbit?! Woman: He's not a rabbit, he's a little boy! We'll call him Jeffery, ok? Man: He looks like a rabbit to me. Woman: Well, Just pretend he's a baby! Man: No! This is idiotic! I refuse! Calvin: Playing house makes me sick! I'm leaving! Susie Derkins: I don't see why you'll play pretend with your dumb ol' tiger but not with Mr. Bun!
“I stopped at the hospital on my way home from work” - ” and brought home our new baby”..
Man is she in for a shock someday…