Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 09, 1989
July 08, 1989
July 10, 1989
Transcript:
Woman: Darlinggg, I'm home! ...And I brought a suprise! Man: Let's hope it's a divorce! Woman: Darling, I stopped at the hospital on the way home from work. Man: Don't call me darling, ok? Woman: I brought home our new baby. Man: A baby!! I don't want a baby! Woman: What shall we name him? Man: Our baby is a rabbit???? How come we have a rabbit?! Woman: He's not a rabbit, he's a little boy! We'll call him Jeffery, ok? Man: He looks like a rabbit to me. Woman: Well, Just pretend he's a baby! Man: No! This is idiotic! I refuse! Calvin: Playing house makes me sick! I'm leaving! Susie Derkins: I don't see why you'll play pretend with your dumb ol' tiger but not with Mr. Bun!
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tobybartels over 14 years ago
My favourite!
Bibliothecarius over 14 years ago
This. Is. Just. PERFECT!
DarthMastodonP90 about 14 years ago
Hilarious…
Fies almost 14 years ago
“I stopped at the hospital on my way home from work” - ” and brought home our new baby”..
Man is she in for a shock someday…
ilovemypapillon over 13 years ago
My all time favorite!
xocolatomaniac over 12 years ago
that’s how calvin will look when he’s old???
LadyBlanc over 11 years ago
I love, love, LOVE all the “realistic” strips with Calvin and Susie!*“He looks like a rabbit to me!”“Well just pretend he’s a baby!’“NO! This is idiotic! I refuse!”Just imagine two adults having this conversation. “Mom” would be off to the sanitarium soon after!*At least Mr. Bun doesn’t look comatose this time.
Comics Master about 11 years ago
Just saying, if this is what Susie’s gonna look like when she grows up, and Calvin matures also, he’s gonna be on his knees trying to get a date.
yow4zip Premium Member over 10 years ago
So much drama.
heorotlinea over 10 years ago
Well, for one thing, Cal doesn’t pretend Hobbes is human.
Xalder about 10 years ago
The difference is that Hobbes is realer than Mr. Bun.
bmonk about 10 years ago
I remember when this came out, I had to check once or twice to be sure they hadn’t mixed up Rex Morgan, M.D. with Calvin or some such.
ClaraBadWolf over 9 years ago
OMGOSH, so good!
tdoug1 over 9 years ago
Apartment 3G?
WilliamBill about 9 years ago
Susie’s purty. yup
Me2times. over 6 years ago
Those first two panels did it for me
noissimbus over 3 years ago
Brilliantly played out. I like that their hair and wear colours match between imaginary and real.
leopardglily over 2 years ago
Calvin’s tie matches his shirt. I love these details.