Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 13, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: That no-good, rotten Moe! He won't give my truck back to me. The oaf will probably break it, too. Should I steal it back? I know stealing is wrong, but he stole it from me, and if I don't steal it back, Moe will just keep it, and that's not fair. They say two wrongs don't make a right, but what are you supposed to do then? Just let the biggest guy make his own rules all the time? Let might make right? ..That sounds reasonable.
But Moe didn’t steal it