Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 14, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: By golly, I am going to steal my truck back from Moe! It's mine and he has no right to have it! I'll just sneak up behind the swings here, and when Moe's not looking, I'll run up, grab the truck and take off! Thes playground should have one of those automatic insurance machines like they have in airports.
Does he need health insurance, or life insurance?