Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 04, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Man alive! Can you believe what my teacher wrote on my report? She says I obviously did no research whatsoever on bats and that my scientific illustration looks like I traced the batman logo and added fangs! Hobbes: She's pretty perceptive. Calvin: She didn't even give me credit for my professional clear plastic binder! Hobbes: What did your parents have to say? Calvin: Nothing. And if you'll give me a hand here, it will stay that way.
cocoayoc over 10 years ago
should of gotten a “D” just for TRYING to do it
Xalder about 10 years ago
I think it deserved at least a “C” for "Calvin-level effort.’
yow4zip Premium Member about 10 years ago
A professional clear plastic binder does not a report make.
weatherford.joe Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Maybe if Calvin had put as much effort into doing his report as he did digging that hole, he probably could’ve gotten a decent grade.
bmonk about 9 years ago
She knows Calvin well after all these years.
Me2times. over 6 years ago
He is decidedly stupid
JoeManzaJr over 4 years ago
(Later…)Calvin: I don’t get it. I mean, Hobbes is a mammal, and he can’t fly, so how can bats be mammals? (Calvin is handed a book on bats) I’m such an idiot.