Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 04, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Man alive! Can you believe what my teacher wrote on my report? She says I obviously did no research whatsoever on bats and that my scientific illustration looks like I traced the batman logo and added fangs! Hobbes: She's pretty perceptive. Calvin: She didn't even give me credit for my professional clear plastic binder! Hobbes: What did your parents have to say? Calvin: Nothing. And if you'll give me a hand here, it will stay that way.
cocoayoc over 10 years ago
should of gotten a “D” just for TRYING to do it
Xalder about 10 years ago
I think it deserved at least a “C” for "Calvin-level effort.’
yow4zip Premium Member about 10 years ago
A professional clear plastic binder does not a report make.
weatherford.joe almost 10 years ago
Maybe if Calvin had put as much effort into doing his report as he did digging that hole, he probably could’ve gotten a decent grade.
bmonk about 9 years ago
She knows Calvin well after all these years.
Me2times. over 6 years ago
He is decidedly stupid
JoeManzaJr over 4 years ago
(Later…)Calvin: I don’t get it. I mean, Hobbes is a mammal, and he can’t fly, so how can bats be mammals? (Calvin is handed a book on bats) I’m such an idiot.