Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 11, 1989
December 10, 1989
December 12, 1989
Transcript:
Mom: What are you doing still in bed?! I've called you three times! You're going to miss the bus! Calvin: That's the idea. I'm staying in bed until Christmas. I want tons of loot this year, and I figure my chances of being good improve gratly if I don't get up. Mom: Disobeying your mother and missing the bus isn't good. It's bad. Calvin: That darn Santa has got me every way I turn.
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pirahna_zentian about 14 years ago
saying bleeep is also bad
yow4zip Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Hop to it, Calvin.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Let’s see how fast he can get ready. Bet he breaks the record.
MaverickMoPete over 2 years ago
Santa sees you when you’re sleeping.He knows if you’re awake.And he knows how to close every loophole any kid could find in getting around his naughty/nice filter.
alexzinuro about 1 year ago
His Mom should’ve said it this way: “Things like disobeying your mother and missing the bus aren’t good. They’re bad”.