Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 18, 1990

Transcript:

Susie: Why didn't you sign up to play baseball like the rest of the boys? Don't you like sports? Calvin: I dunno. I'd just rather run around. I hate all the rules and organization and teams and ranks in sports. Somebody's always yelling at you, telling you where to be, what to do, and when to do it. I figure when I want that, I'll join the Army and at least get paid.