Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 19, 1990

Transcript:

Moe: Hey, lookit the sissy who didn't sign up for recess baseball! Calvin: I'm not a sisy! Moe: Oh yeah? You'd rather play dolls on the playground with girls. Calvin: I wasn't playing with dolls! Moe: Sure you weren't! Let me see your Barbie doll, you sissy wimp! Calvin: I'm not a wimp! In fact, I was going to the office to sign up for baseball right now! Then again, if I'm not a wimp, why am I taking the path of least resistance?