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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 29, 1992
December 28, 1992
December 30, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: You know what the problem is with the universe? Hobbes: Um... Calvin: There's no toll-free customer service hot line for complaints! That's why things don't get fixed! If the universe had any decent management, we'd get a full refund if we weren't completely satisfied! Hobbes: But the place is free. Calvin: See, that's another thing. They should have a cover charge and keep out the riffraff.
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