Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 01, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: Great! Just great! Mom lets us stay up half an hour longer to finish this paper. How am I supposed to do a good job in so little time?! Hobbes: Your mom says you wasted the whole evening. Calvin: But now she's making me do a rushed, slipshod job! I'll have to compromise the quality! I won't get the "A" I deserve! Hobbes: Especially since you've used up 15 minutes complaining about it. Calvin: I'll tell the teacher it's my mom's fault.
How could his conversation with Hobbes in these four panels possibly take 15 minutes? It should have taken them a minute or two, tops. That means Calvin still had 28 minutes to write his paper—surely he could’ve written more than “I say tyrannosaurs were predators, because it would be so bogus if they just ate things that were already dead. The end”. By the way, bogus means false.