Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 28, 2014
August 27, 2014
August 29, 2014
Transcript:
Dad: "Hello?"
Calvin: "Hi dad! It's me, Calvin"
Dad: "Calvin, unless this is REALLY important, hang up, ok? I'm very busy"
Calvin: "Ok, dad. Goodbye"
Calvin: "This should qualify in another 15 minutes"
Dad has become accustomed to dealing with Calvin’s flood of complaints.In the past, Calvin has caused problems that involved everything but the kitchen sink.Here are two strips from the second month of Calvin and Hobbes:Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (January 27, 1986)Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (January 28, 1986)This was also a recurring theme for Ziggy. Here’s one from 14 years before Calvin and Hobbes began:Click here: Ziggy (August 18, 1971)And here’s one from 7 years after Calvin and Hobbes ended:Click here: Ziggy (November 10, 2002)Here, the CEO of Dilbert’s company hired Dogbert as a public relations consultant after the company accidentally destroyed the Statue of Liberty:Click here: Dilbert (July 29, 2010)
Dear Hobbes, (the commenter)I want to thank you for your contribution to this space, giving us a topical documentary on a daily basis. All from what seems to be an archive going back decades, very nicely tying into the theme of the day, You mix in equal parts of humor, philosophy, and corny puns, and give us a new appreciation for this art form. And I will never stop believing that you are of a higher calling.You are the Ken Burns of comic strips.
When we built our last house, I suggested to the architect we should have a drain in the center of the kitchen floor and a hose attached to the wall. He asked me if I wanted a garbage disposer in the floor as well..I thought it was a really great idea; but my wife, not so much. I didn’t get the drain in the center of the kitchen floor…
@Thirdguy: You asked what they call me in Missouri. Don’t know — I haven’t been to Missouri in a long time. I should go there for a visit. You know what they say: Missouri loves company.
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
WHERE IS MOM?!
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Oh, oh!!! Now you’ve done it! Dad should have listened to you, Calvin! One wonders where his Mom is right now! ;)
einarbt about 10 years ago
Dad has only himself to blame.
MayoGalway about 10 years ago
Has anyone compiled how much (appox.) that Calvin has cost in home repair?
rphbeta about 10 years ago
Only a fraction of that caused by Macaulay Culkin.
King_Shark about 10 years ago
Plumb locko.
thirdguy about 10 years ago
By tomorrow, everything will be magically fixed!
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
Dad has become accustomed to dealing with Calvin’s flood of complaints.In the past, Calvin has caused problems that involved everything but the kitchen sink.Here are two strips from the second month of Calvin and Hobbes:Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (January 27, 1986)Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (January 28, 1986)This was also a recurring theme for Ziggy. Here’s one from 14 years before Calvin and Hobbes began:Click here: Ziggy (August 18, 1971)And here’s one from 7 years after Calvin and Hobbes ended:Click here: Ziggy (November 10, 2002)Here, the CEO of Dilbert’s company hired Dogbert as a public relations consultant after the company accidentally destroyed the Statue of Liberty:Click here: Dilbert (July 29, 2010)
thirdguy about 10 years ago
Dear Hobbes, (the commenter)I want to thank you for your contribution to this space, giving us a topical documentary on a daily basis. All from what seems to be an archive going back decades, very nicely tying into the theme of the day, You mix in equal parts of humor, philosophy, and corny puns, and give us a new appreciation for this art form. And I will never stop believing that you are of a higher calling.You are the Ken Burns of comic strips.
Aaberon about 10 years ago
Hobbes feet are so cute!
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
Thanks, Thirdguy. In China, I’m what they would call a “Tiger Dad.”
aejb about 10 years ago
This childhood dream of turning the house in to a pool never worked…the kitchen just flooded…:/
Poollady about 10 years ago
It’s REALLY important, Dad. Mom’s drowning!
Aaron Saltzer about 10 years ago
Wow. I wonder how that happened.
arye uygur about 10 years ago
I’d hate to see their water bill, let alone the other destruction.
tuggrover about 10 years ago
LOL
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
When we built our last house, I suggested to the architect we should have a drain in the center of the kitchen floor and a hose attached to the wall. He asked me if I wanted a garbage disposer in the floor as well..I thought it was a really great idea; but my wife, not so much. I didn’t get the drain in the center of the kitchen floor…
rgcviper about 10 years ago
Oh, Calvin—the stuff you get yourself into …
@ThirdguyI’ll second that, to Hobbes!
InuYugiHakusho about 10 years ago
Calvin has proven to be quite adept at causing floods in his home.
TheAuldWan about 10 years ago
Love these, but glad he wasn’t my kid.
Susie Derkins D: about 10 years ago
Oh you’ve gone off the deep end this time Calvin.
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
@Thirdguy: You asked what they call me in Missouri. Don’t know — I haven’t been to Missouri in a long time. I should go there for a visit. You know what they say: Missouri loves company.
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
@Thirdguy: No, I’m closer to Bill Watterson than that.
:>)Perhaps you are confusing me with the Missouri Tigers?