Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 06, 2014
October 05, 2014
October 07, 2014
Transcript:
Hobbes: "33....27...18..." Hobbes: "HIKE!" Calvin: "AUGHH!" Calvin: "It's clear I'll never have a career in sports until I learn to suppress my survival instinct" Hobbes: "Touchdown!"
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