Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 19, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Well! Peanut butter! ...Or so it seems" Calvin: "Did you see that?" Susie: "Hmm? What?" Calvin: "My sandwich wiggled! There's something ALIVE in it!" Susie: "Oh stop it, Calvin" Calvin: "I'm not kidding! Mom must be trying to kill me! I bet there's a slug i my peanut butter" Susie: "Eww!" Calvin :"Hmm..I don't FEEL any slugs in here. What could it be? I'd better smell it" Calvin: "AUGH! AUGH! IT'S GOT MY NOSE!! THE PEANUT BUTTER ITSELF IS ALIVE!" Calvin: "IT'S OOZING UP MY FACE! IT'S GOING TO SUCK OUT MY EYEBALLS! HELP!" Calvin: "RRGH! MMF! BLRGHGH!" Calvin: "I got it off! Quick! Drown it in chocolate milk!" Calvin: "Boy, what a close call THAT was! Won't mom be disappointed to see her little plot FAILED!" Susie: "Look at you! I've never seen anything so revolting! What's wrong with you?!" Susie: "I'm eating somewhere else" Calvin: "Girls are so weird"
Calvin will probably have trouble getting dates when he’s older.