Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 19, 2014
October 18, 2014
October 20, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Well! Peanut butter! ...Or so it seems" Calvin: "Did you see that?" Susie: "Hmm? What?" Calvin: "My sandwich wiggled! There's something ALIVE in it!" Susie: "Oh stop it, Calvin" Calvin: "I'm not kidding! Mom must be trying to kill me! I bet there's a slug i my peanut butter" Susie: "Eww!" Calvin :"Hmm..I don't FEEL any slugs in here. What could it be? I'd better smell it" Calvin: "AUGH! AUGH! IT'S GOT MY NOSE!! THE PEANUT BUTTER ITSELF IS ALIVE!" Calvin: "IT'S OOZING UP MY FACE! IT'S GOING TO SUCK OUT MY EYEBALLS! HELP!" Calvin: "RRGH! MMF! BLRGHGH!" Calvin: "I got it off! Quick! Drown it in chocolate milk!" Calvin: "Boy, what a close call THAT was! Won't mom be disappointed to see her little plot FAILED!" Susie: "Look at you! I've never seen anything so revolting! What's wrong with you?!" Susie: "I'm eating somewhere else" Calvin: "Girls are so weird"
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Susie Derkins D: about 10 years ago
I wish to have a normal lunch around here.
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
MOM: Calvin, did you eat your lunch today?CALVIN: No, but the lunch almost ate me.
Steve Bartholomew about 10 years ago
Sort of like that creature in Alien.
arye uygur about 10 years ago
This rerun is a repeat.
Hugh B. Hayve about 10 years ago
Cronkers McGee Premium Member about 10 years ago
Calvin being Calvin around girls.
rshive about 10 years ago
Forget the girls being weird. Keep a watch on the peanut butter jar.
Aaberon about 10 years ago
Makes me wonder if this is how Jimmy Fallon started out…?
nosirrom about 10 years ago
Yum, peanut butter and chocolate.
linsonl about 10 years ago
Worked for Reeses.
wcorvi about 10 years ago
I’ve had the last panel on my refrigerator since it first came out!
InuYugiHakusho about 10 years ago
Calvin will probably have trouble getting dates when he’s older.
Say What? Premium Member about 10 years ago
@Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – MurrayI’m guessing she probably hangs out with Calvin for several reasons. It could be:a) Someone to talk tob) A confidence boostc) Opposites attractd) All of the abovee) None of the above
Say What? Premium Member about 10 years ago
I should make that Choice d) and bump the last two down, then.
rentier about 10 years ago
We had a wild boar dirt run!!
blindavocado Premium Member about 10 years ago
Time to switch to school lunches!
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
@Number Six…“Watch out for Desmond Llewellyn who played the original Q in Bond!”.Thanks for the links, I watched the first as it was only a few minutes, but I saved the “Danger Man aka Secret Agent Man” episode for later viewing..So many great actors are no longer with us; Desmond Lewellyn (I have the book Q: The Biography of Desmond Llewelyn and it was an interesting read. He died returning from a book signing), Patrick McGoohan (was thought by Peter Faulk to be the ideal replacement for his “Columbo” character when Faulk retired), and of course Peter Faulk (who is by anyone’s standards the true “Columbo”)..Of course, McGoohan was involved with several Columbo episodes…
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
I must say I agree with Calvin; some girls are indeed weird (and also wonderful to play with)…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 10 years ago
Perhaps this is what H P Lovecraft was like as a child.
RH3 about 10 years ago
Wait till you are older, Calvin. Then you will find out they are REALLY weird.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago
And I agree with you. Calvin and Hobbes was very funny strip, and could still running in newspapers to this day. I don’t know why B Watterson decided to end the strip, almost 20 years ago
The Rolling Cat almost 10 years ago
One of life’s eternal mysteries: Boys’ delight in the disgusting, and in being disgusting, and their bewilderment that girls (usually) don’t share in that enthusiasm.