Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 13, 2014

Transcript:

Calvin: "Ok, Hobbbes, as my lawyer, you'll need to review the facts of my case" Hobbes: "RIght. We'll try to establish that you were insane at the time of the alleged crimes" Calvin: "We're not copping an INSANITY plea, you moron! We're saying I'm INNOCENT!" Hobbes: "Insulting an attorney is a penal offense, so watch it, buster" Calvin: "You're supposed to argue that I haven't been bad this year, and I deserve to be on Santa's "good" list!" Hobbes: "If THAT'S our case, I advise you to settle out of court" Calvin: "In a minute, you and I are going to settle this out of DOORS"