Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 09, 2016

Calvin, please don’t show us what happens to the toast after you eat it.

His dad must have explained how the toaster works.

Been there.

Check below the table, Hobbes

They’ll go through a while loaf of bread, just being amazed each time.

Quick show them a box of pop up tissues.

I remember the day one of my brothers decided that toast would be better if you buttered it before you put it in the pop-up toaster. I can now empirically state it’s not a good idea.

Bread magically disapparates to a different dimension, where a big ogre has a lot of toasts. Ogre like the bread more than toast and takes the bread and throws back the toast. That is why toast just flies out of the toaster PS: for meaning of disapparation refer to Ms. J K Rowling

It’s hanging out with the missing sock

@ Number Six: Thanks! (can’t reply to you for some reason).

BRUH

I once amazed my kids by making french fries out of an ordinary POTATO!

I wish my toaster popped the toast out that high; cool….

The bread goes to the Twilight Zone.

Childhood curiosity – I remember when I was about Calvin’s age wondering who turned on and off the street lights

Just don’t put a fork in there while you’re searching.

I had a friend whose life goal was to sum up the meaning of life so that the average person would understand it. I told her I doubted my ability to fully convey the concept of toast to the average person.

This from a six-year-old who manages to invent time machines, transmogrifiers and duplicating machines? Calvin obviously gave his brain the day off.

But it reminds me of the old riddle: What do you put in a toaster? Anybody?

This is so cute. As a lover of toast, I wish my toast would fly out of the toaster like that!

Cartoon physics you see.

xxx

That toaster must have a powerful launch.

Where did the toast go? It returned to the toaster or did it stick up the ceiling?

When I was little I tried to butter the bread before putting it in the toaster. To put it simply, that was not one of my better ideas.

Wait until he sees what it does with soup.

Even a six-year-old knows better than that!

Our toaster is somewhat automatic. You tap a button and the toast slowly lowers itself into the slot. When it is ready, the toast slowly raises up and a chime sounds to indicate it is ready.

Okay, I know it is bit overkill, but hey!