Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 14, 2016

Calvin, get it in writing before you say another word.

As yes, the classic. I use to do this a lot to my parents. Fortunately, I wasn’t disastrous or that much of a troublemaker, but I had my moments.

Never admitting nor getting caught was the best game plan. Only one apology during my formative years. My brothers and I still bring things up that happened in the 60s that Mom hadn’t heard about. Good to look back and have a laugh.

Hobbes did it !

From zero to panic in 1.8 seconds. A new record.

Susie’s pregnant.

Calvin is the most adorable kid in the world!Next to Nate of course! ;)

Bang! Zoom!

Likely involves either a flamethrower or noodles…..!

Never tell Dad bad news unless Mom is in the room for protection

It can’t be the Noodles incident. That happened at school as Calvin was afraid his teacher had told his mom about it.

Do you love me enough to help hide/dispose evidence? Maybe a body if we don’t hurry?

Now the end is near,and we face the final curtain…

His mother, if it wasn’t for your Y chromosome, we’d have an adorable daughter.

The insurance deductable just went up again

Honey, what did we do with those adoption papers?

Is it an early April Fools joke Calvin did?! :D

While my parents were out for the evening, i used to take the glass cocktail swizzle sticks, and hold them over the gas range flame..since they weren’t heat-tempered, i’d try my hand at glassblowing..They never caught on to the swizzle shortage.

I remember when I was little, doing something like this to my mom. She had a similar reaction.

What didn’t he do?