Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 09, 2016

I don’t know about your features hardening, but your brain cells…

My teacher said the same thing as Calvin’s mom.

I told her that she can’t complain that she was never warned.

I didn’t sit down for a week…

You won’t like it when you notice it is the wrinkles that you’re freezing up. And why do you want to be a gargoyle Hobbes? I think tiger is cool enough.

Hobbes is such a good pal.

Hobbes, if you want that, you’ll have to sit on a building ledge.

That’s grotesque.

Calvin; this is why we put the Gargoyles on the rooftop; so we do not have to be reminded of this face freezing calamity.

Of course, gargoyles serve a useful function, but Calvin? Not so much…….

Calvin, you are gonna become the talk of the town with a face like that.

’Again watched “Tales from the Darkside: The Movie” last night. Gees Rae Dawn Chong is a hottie.

Their faces froze too…

I always wonder if they ever get runny noses!

I’m retired, so I have a lot of time to think about these things…

I had a really cool gargoyle statue once!

One of my daughters accidentally broke it playing ball in the house…

“Features” is a rather mature term for Calvin to use.

Peter Griffin suggested he and his family do the same thing when they were climbing a mountain and it was snowing.xxx

Awww… so cute!

lol, love t his