Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 01, 2017

I guess Mom made monkey brains for dinner.

Do some organizing on your food, Calvin

Now you can run Mom over.

This is rather weird of Mom – he can’t have eaten more food then she provided for him to eat. And there’s still food on his plate!

I did that one Christmas when I was a kid. It was not pretty.

But…but…but…just one more cookie. They’re sooooo good.

She could offer him one thin mint…

And now for something completely different…

I never cared for Calvin’s mother. She seems to spend most of her time screaming at him, all for nought.

Chew each bite rhirty-two times son. Count silenty. That’s a good boy. Such a good boy you are.

All of you C&H fans, check out Berkeley Breathed’s Facebook. “Calvin County”, a Bloom County/C&H merger. And, yes I do know what day it is.

I can eat TONS of food in one sitting. A lot after it as well!

Well, MOM…who put all that food on his plate?

Anybody else thinking of Mr. Creosote in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life?

Now finish up what’s on your plate!

Well, at least this time he liked what was being served rather than sitting there and complaining about it.

Well, who served him anyway?

Jeez mom