In real life, I’m sure that lady would’ve taken Calvin to the zoo office and have them page Calvin’s mom and dad. But, since this ISN’T real life, this is MUCH funnier.
I don’t remember that Calvin’s dad was so depreciating RE Calvin. The last 2 or 3 months have had a lot of negative comments from the dad RE his son. I confess that makes me uncomfortable.
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
For Dad, one solution to negligent parenting is no parenting at all.
jagedlo about 6 years ago
Write their names on their legs so we could tell who they are? Of course, this was before that whole pantsuit thing…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
Why? Because he’s six.
codycab about 6 years ago
Well now we know where who is.
jpayne4040 about 6 years ago
Mom and Dad should know by now they need to keep Calvin right there with them whenever they go anywhere!
okiejoe about 6 years ago
And Dad says, “Come on, we can make a clean get away.”
dlkrueger33 about 6 years ago
Calvin was the “question” (answer) to a Jeopardy question last night.
keltii about 6 years ago
just listen for the screams or the zoo employee on the walkie talkie squak about some fool kid talking to tigers.
phredturner about 6 years ago
Good idea dad. You’re no fun anyway
A Hip loving Canadian... about 6 years ago
Calvin’s day wouldn’t be complete without a little misadventure.
JudyHendrickson about 6 years ago
my mom kept me on a harness wheni was little!! people thought she wasmean!!!
Lee26 Premium Member about 6 years ago
In real life, I’m sure that lady would’ve taken Calvin to the zoo office and have them page Calvin’s mom and dad. But, since this ISN’T real life, this is MUCH funnier.
tripwire45 about 6 years ago
Wait. The lady just left him and didn’t notify the zoo staff about a lost little boy?
Prescott_Philosopher about 6 years ago
I don’t remember that Calvin’s dad was so depreciating RE Calvin. The last 2 or 3 months have had a lot of negative comments from the dad RE his son. I confess that makes me uncomfortable.
locake about 6 years ago
Anyone who kidnapped the kid would return him after 5 minutes.
bigcatbusiness about 6 years ago
This was before Home Alone was a thing. Well, Home Alone 2.
!!IceFire!! about 6 years ago
I wonder if Calvin even knows his mom’s name. Just putting “Mom” on every Mom’s calves would be next to useless i guess :)