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Those Christmas specials are a gold mine! About a thousand TV stations pay $1000 each to show a special every December, and theyâve been doing it for decades! Do the mathâŠ
I did have my own TV when I was a kid. Black and white with a bad power connection I just lived with. Donât recall ever opening the back to see if it was an easy fix. Watched all the Fourth Doctor Who shows on that machine.
Iâve pretty much abandoned commercial TV but Iâm guessing the contrast Calvinâs dad (according to Wikipedia heâs a patent attorney) speaks of is worse than ever.
Okay fine dad, you should be pleased to hear that nobody else in the family is planning this year to leave you a present under the tree. No greed and waste for you, unless you count that lump of coal the neighbor left for you as extolling waste?
Those of us who grew up in the 50s remember when there was ONE commercial break in a half hour show, and there was actually some thought put into the commercials that made them at least tolerable, if not pleasant to watch. And when Pay TV was first discussed, the whole concept meant NO commercials. I cannot believe folks pay so much money to watch all those obnoxious commercials these days.
Meanwhile Dad glues himself to a 15 minute program that last for four hours every Sunday afternoon, 3 1/2 hours of it are all commercials. The kicker is that in January when the season finials are being played they get "newâ Commercials!
Dated strip. These days itâs about 2 â 3 minutes of program followed by 4 â 5 minutes of commercials. With most spots these days going 30 seconds, it seems to be never ending. And I am sick of the French singing insurance commercial, Flo, Jake from State Farm, and everything Geico. The ATT girl is also becoming an annoyance. I donât see how these companies can make any money. They advertise non-stop on any and all sporting events. These days I never watch a game live. I record it so I can fast forward through the commercials.
Iâm still reminded of how Coca-Cola originally sponsored âA Charlie Brown Christmas,â one of the first TV specials to keep to the true meaning of Christmas and (ironically) complain about itsâ over-commercialization.
I have noticed, now politics is over with, seems hundreds of commercials for 10 to 15 minute each of show. When I record I do a lot of fast forwarding.
The whining about the supposed âevilsâ of commercialism is misplaced. I think itâs great that we celebrate our prosperity, exchanging gifts, putting up colorful displays, having parties, etc. When I see all the lights, the display of material goods, etc. I think âwhat a wonderful expression of plenty and warmth!â Calvinâs dad sounds like the modern equivalent of the Puritans, who were grimly determined to stamp all the joy out of life, to the point of even banning what they called the âBacchanalian Christmas extravagancesâ. No feasting. No dancing. No performances of plays. Thank God people finally told the Puritans to get lost, even though Watterson makes it clear that such grimness hasnât gone away entirely.
I love the way the TV is always floating/jumping around when it is on. Conveys high energy being used by programmers (not necessarily a good thing, either). Doubt they had wall mounted TVs with extension arms back then!
Wonderful depiction of idiot box wobbling and spewing out soaps in between commercials. I wonder what would Calvin do in these times of Netflix, amazon prime, youtube.
We now know that it has become shows extolling greed and waste to promote companyâs (particularly pharmaceutical) extolling greed and waste. I hope Calvinâs Dad just decided to read more in his old age.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
I see Dad is already in the Christmas spirit.
Space_Owl on GoComics over 4 years ago
But, A Charlie Brown ChristmasâŠ
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
And just where in Calvinâs pigsty bedroom would he put a TV?
Baarorso over 4 years ago
Youâre twisted pops! ;/
codycab over 4 years ago
I guess Calvin isnât watching the Grinch yet.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Must be an interesting program to make the TV jump around like that!
Johnny Q Premium Member over 4 years ago
Those Christmas specials are a gold mine! About a thousand TV stations pay $1000 each to show a special every December, and theyâve been doing it for decades! Do the mathâŠ
tudza Premium Member over 4 years ago
I did have my own TV when I was a kid. Black and white with a bad power connection I just lived with. Donât recall ever opening the back to see if it was an easy fix. Watched all the Fourth Doctor Who shows on that machine.
Aussie Down Under over 4 years ago
Calvin is learning about the latest toys on sale or the less healthy food options. Probably both.
GreggW Premium Member over 4 years ago
Iâve pretty much abandoned commercial TV but Iâm guessing the contrast Calvinâs dad (according to Wikipedia heâs a patent attorney) speaks of is worse than ever.
dcdete. over 4 years ago
Okay fine dad, you should be pleased to hear that nobody else in the family is planning this year to leave you a present under the tree. No greed and waste for you, unless you count that lump of coal the neighbor left for you as extolling waste?
Tom over 4 years ago
A Socialist comic if there ever was one. No one ever talks about Government greed and waste wherein it all lies.
jessegooddoggy over 4 years ago
Those of us who grew up in the 50s remember when there was ONE commercial break in a half hour show, and there was actually some thought put into the commercials that made them at least tolerable, if not pleasant to watch. And when Pay TV was first discussed, the whole concept meant NO commercials. I cannot believe folks pay so much money to watch all those obnoxious commercials these days.
dflak over 4 years ago
Only every 7 minutes?
flemmingo over 4 years ago
I got a paper route in D. C. when I was a kid about Calvins age. Saved up my money and bought me a tv for my room. Watched what I wanted to watch.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 4 years ago
Dad nails it but Calvin ignores. Typical offspring behaviour.
MichaelHelwig over 4 years ago
A Spaceman Spiff Christmas, brought to you by chocolate coated Sugar Bombs.
tripwire45 over 4 years ago
Iâm learning that Dad was a total buzzkill.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Good TV monitoring by Dad. Some time the lesson we learn is what NOT to do.
jsimpso1 over 4 years ago
Geez, Dad whatâs your solution? Only showing them on Apple TV+?
dv1093 over 4 years ago
Two observations: (1) Why is the TV floating? (2) Iâve never heard anyone use the word âextollingâ in conversation in my life.
carlzr over 4 years ago
Would Dad like it better if we all celebrated Charles Mansonâs birthday?
KathyHerring1 over 4 years ago
If Dad doesnât like what he is learning perhaps Dad should teach him something different instead of just walking away.
TheTrueNorth over 4 years ago
Meanwhile Dad glues himself to a 15 minute program that last for four hours every Sunday afternoon, 3 1/2 hours of it are all commercials. The kicker is that in January when the season finials are being played they get "newâ Commercials!
DavidHewlett over 4 years ago
Who(?)does âchannel selectionâ for our young hero that makes him want to select his own programming ???
Frank Farkel over 4 years ago
Dated strip. These days itâs about 2 â 3 minutes of program followed by 4 â 5 minutes of commercials. With most spots these days going 30 seconds, it seems to be never ending. And I am sick of the French singing insurance commercial, Flo, Jake from State Farm, and everything Geico. The ATT girl is also becoming an annoyance. I donât see how these companies can make any money. They advertise non-stop on any and all sporting events. These days I never watch a game live. I record it so I can fast forward through the commercials.
DanWolfie over 4 years ago
Iâm still reminded of how Coca-Cola originally sponsored âA Charlie Brown Christmas,â one of the first TV specials to keep to the true meaning of Christmas and (ironically) complain about itsâ over-commercialization.
kab2rb over 4 years ago
I have noticed, now politics is over with, seems hundreds of commercials for 10 to 15 minute each of show. When I record I do a lot of fast forwarding.
Robert4170 over 4 years ago
The whining about the supposed âevilsâ of commercialism is misplaced. I think itâs great that we celebrate our prosperity, exchanging gifts, putting up colorful displays, having parties, etc. When I see all the lights, the display of material goods, etc. I think âwhat a wonderful expression of plenty and warmth!â Calvinâs dad sounds like the modern equivalent of the Puritans, who were grimly determined to stamp all the joy out of life, to the point of even banning what they called the âBacchanalian Christmas extravagancesâ. No feasting. No dancing. No performances of plays. Thank God people finally told the Puritans to get lost, even though Watterson makes it clear that such grimness hasnât gone away entirely.
WCraft over 4 years ago
I love the way the TV is always floating/jumping around when it is on. Conveys high energy being used by programmers (not necessarily a good thing, either). Doubt they had wall mounted TVs with extension arms back then!
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Bumbles bounce!
Red33410 over 4 years ago
Try the French Laissez Faire attitude, dad!
hagarthehorrible over 4 years ago
Wonderful depiction of idiot box wobbling and spewing out soaps in between commercials. I wonder what would Calvin do in these times of Netflix, amazon prime, youtube.
oakie817 over 4 years ago
most excellent
josh_bisbee over 4 years ago
Sadly, channels have to make money off the specials. Have a no-commercial show, and investors will have a fit.
57BelAir over 4 years ago
We now know that it has become shows extolling greed and waste to promote companyâs (particularly pharmaceutical) extolling greed and waste. I hope Calvinâs Dad just decided to read more in his old age.